Unfortunate pleating is it?
Get it here..
Or this one..
Nice color.. I guess.. Bad design..
It comes in another color too.. Fortunately!
Get it here..
Nothing screams I’m losing my virginity tonight with a horny jock in the front seat of his car like a dress outfitted with LABIA.
There’s a little back story about this one. Apparently it’s gotten back to theoriginal site that THERE’S A VAGINA ON THE FRONT OF THIS PROM DRESS! and they’ve edited the photo to remove the VAGINA.
It’s now changed to this:
Which now clearly shows that the vagina as crawled back up inside – like a snail retreats into its shell when it feels attacked.
But now I question if the actual dress design has been altered or the unknowing purchaser of said dress will find out there are VAGINA LIPS on her dress once it’s purchased and received?
Because really? The name just says it all: Sweetheart Asymmetrical Satin Prom / Evening Dress? Why not Satin Prom Dress a la Vag?
Poor unsuspecting Suzie had no idea that she would literally Jam Out With Her Clam Out at prom this year.
Helmut Lang's rendition of the PURSSY.
"If the dress were red, it could have been called: Menstruation at Marchesa but since it was not, we will instead just simply call it the vagina dress!''
Lexa dress..
Clockwise from top left: Joan & David Collection Hartman Cuff Ankle Bootie, $132.52; Seychelles Mamie Bootie, $78.49; Giuseppe Zanotti for Thakoon Ruffle Suede Booties, $795.00; Clarks Cone Sweet Ankle Boot, $89.95
"Yes, everyone thinks it looks like you have a giant vagina around your neck."
This bizarre shell/butterfly concoction should be called "The Flying Pussy"..
Is it Dumbo and his elephant ears, gone seriously awry? Why is the butterfly made of shells? And what's up with all that black stuff? That's a lot of questions for one little piece of jewelry - but if anything can handle it, it'll be Pussy Loco!
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