Candice Swanepoel is literally never not in a bikini. Apart from when she’s taking one bikini off to put another one on. Then she’s momentarily naked. But no one’s interested in that, are they? Unless perhaps she puts the new bikini on over the old one and then slips the old one off from underneath, like fat kids getting changed for swimming. We doubt she does that. She doesn’t need to do that - she doesn’t have an overwhelming sense of self-consciousness generated by a blubbery expanse of midriff obesity.
We always thought being a Victoria's Secret model was a pretty sweet gig. “Tough day at work today. I had to be in by midday. They spent two hours rubbing oil all over my lovely body and then I had to put on three different bikinis and pose for some ridiculously hot photos that will make everyone that sees them fall instantly and irreversibly in love with me. Sometimes wish I’d got that forklift truck drivers certificate.”
Candice Swanepoel is literally never not in a bikini. Apart from when she’s taking one bikini off to put another one on. Then she’s momentarily naked. But no one’s interested in that, are they? Unless perhaps she puts the new bikini on over the old one and then slips the old one off from underneath, like fat kids getting changed for swimming. We doubt she does that. She doesn’t need to do that - she doesn’t have an overwhelming sense of self-consciousness generated by a blubbery expanse of midriff obesity.
We always thought being a Victoria's Secret model was a pretty sweet gig. “Tough day at work today. I had to be in by midday. They spent two hours rubbing oil all over my lovely body and then I had to put on three different bikinis and pose for some ridiculously hot photos that will make everyone that sees them fall instantly and irreversibly in love with me. Sometimes wish I’d got that forklift truck drivers certificate.”
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