Earlier today, the divorce of Cheryl and Ashley Cole was finalised. Cheryl was fairly non-committal about the whole thing:“Thank God the nightmare is over.”
Say what you really think, Chezza.
We don’t want to rake over the horrible, gritty details of the whole sordid affair; that’s not really our style. Instead, let’s revel in the glory of Cheryl Tweedy.
Cheryl first burst onto the scene in 2002 when she appeared on Popstars: The Rivals and became a member of Girls Aloud. They turned out to be fairly successful, having twenty consecutive top ten singles, two number one albums, five Brit nominations and making loadsa money. We always preferred One True Voice, really.
We imagine Cheryl doesn't wear that dress much anymore.
What a difference eight years makes, eh? Look, they've become more attractive and learnt how to hold their arms parallel to the floor.
Cheryl hasn't always been the princess royal of all that is lovely and wonderful and perfect that she is today. In 2003 she was the kind of girl you would have been reticent about taking home to meet your mum. Particularly if your mum was black and worked in a toilet selling lollies for a pound.
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