Jessica Alba is working Venice too

As we all know, Natalie Portman has been making the Venice Film Festival her bitch for the past few days, going about looking lovely while promoting her new film Black Swan – you should probably take a look at pictures of her doing that. Well, Jessica Alba is all, 'Oh no girlfriend, you ain't the only one in this town' *finger snap; head wobble* and was out last night for the premiere of her new film Machete. Oh yeah, Natalie, take this.
Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere in Venice

The question is, who is the more beautiful of the two. Is it Jessica, with her lovely lovely face and dress that makes it look like her bum's wearing a cape?Or is it Natalie and her lovely lovely face and lovely lovely lovely lovely?



We'll be honest. We can't call this one. We asked our intern Laurence to make a decision. He couldn't. So we said that if he didn't make a decision right now we would throw this cat against a wall and cause it some considerable, but probably not long-lasting, discomfort*.



He still couldn't make a decision. Then the skin melted right off his face. Really, it was a bad time. We've had to send him home.

*Please note, the cat was ultimately not harmed. He just had a lovely sleep and then stared at nothing for ages before jumping suddenly really high in the air. We think he was trying to freak us out as revenge. Silly cat.