"White man say I look sexy in this".Ah, Halloween. It's over so quickly, isn't it? For the hacks, it's an absolutely brilliant night, because it gaurantees a plethora of scantily-clad women that they can talk about and display pictures of, ad infinitum. But, as you are already no doubt aware, being a highbrow news service we must rise above all this nonsense. Instead, we bring you the stuff that really matters, like all the latest on the mid-term elections and the most recent updates on the attempted bombing of two cargo planes. However, since Obama can't make a statement for us just yet and we missed Scotland Yard's hourly phone call due to an excruciatingly close game of ping pong, we'll bring you this for now.
Paris came dressed as Pocahontas, or Standing Eagle, or one of those funny Native American names which you can have endless mirth in creating, to the party, which was held at a $12 million mansion in Hollywood Hills. Unfortunately, negotiations for us to attend the party fell through at the last second. Otherwise you would have no doubt seen us gurning in a photo much like the above before being physically removed, despite numerous, cliched protestations of "Don't you know who we are?"
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