Good genes, that's all we put it down to. Amidst the infinite possibilities, what drew Simon Le Bon and Yasmine Parvaneh together could be the subject of a Jane Austen novel. Go and read Persuasion and you'll probably find your answer there. We're not really in the habit of reading nineteenth-century novels ourselves, or books in general for that matter, so just tell us what happens in the end. Anyway, the multitudinous chromosomic potentials during the formation of the zygote that bound the two homo-sapiens to create the wunderbar Amber Le Bon had an essential inter-dependance on the zygote by which the two gametes fused. Utter balderdash, that last sentence. We hope you're constantly vigilant of such speciousness, especially here.
So, the lovely offspring of the Duran Duran singer and the supermodel is now making quite a career for herself. Following in mummy's footsteps, she is the new face promoting the launch of Forever 21, a U.S. brand of women's clothing now making its foray into the UK. So, no recession for them obviously. 
The 21-year-old model (a strange coincidence, or something more sinister?) was at the London launch last night. And before the crazy northerners start ranting in their incomprehensible dialects, fear not. A branch will be coming to Birmingham's Bullring Centre on November 12, and apparently there's been a national holiday declared to mark what will be the most exciting event in Birmingham's calendar since Ozzy Osbourne opened the Littlewoods branch at Harborne in 1973. 
We thought we'd add this one to show you that Amber is really a 'down wid da kids' kind of girl. Except we have a sneaking suspicion that those other two are just posh girls, savagely parodying a certain, less privileged segment of British society. Shame on them all.
Good genes, that's all we put it down to. Amidst the infinite possibilities, what drew Simon Le Bon and Yasmine Parvaneh together could be the subject of a Jane Austen novel. Go and read Persuasion and you'll probably find your answer there. We're not really in the habit of reading nineteenth-century novels ourselves, or books in general for that matter, so just tell us what happens in the end. Anyway, the multitudinous chromosomic potentials during the formation of the zygote that bound the two homo-sapiens to create the wunderbar Amber Le Bon had an essential inter-dependance on the zygote by which the two gametes fused. Utter balderdash, that last sentence. We hope you're constantly vigilant of such speciousness, especially here.
So, the lovely offspring of the Duran Duran singer and the supermodel is now making quite a career for herself. Following in mummy's footsteps, she is the new face promoting the launch of Forever 21, a U.S. brand of women's clothing now making its foray into the UK. So, no recession for them obviously. 
The 21-year-old model (a strange coincidence, or something more sinister?) was at the London launch last night. And before the crazy northerners start ranting in their incomprehensible dialects, fear not. A branch will be coming to Birmingham's Bullring Centre on November 12, and apparently there's been a national holiday declared to mark what will be the most exciting event in Birmingham's calendar since Ozzy Osbourne opened the Littlewoods branch at Harborne in 1973. 
We thought we'd add this one to show you that Amber is really a 'down wid da kids' kind of girl. Except we have a sneaking suspicion that those other two are just posh girls, savagely parodying a certain, less privileged segment of British society. Shame on them all.
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