Thursday, November 25, 2010

Pixie Lott released her new single

It might well have been Monday that Pixie Lott released her new single “Broken Arrow” but we missed it. Stop complaining, do you want to look at her or not? Exactly.

Pixie was promoting her new single at an HMV store, and she looks pretty pleased with it, so well done Pixie Lott.
But having looked at these pictures - in fact just having looked at a ‘lott’ of Pixie Lott (see what we did there? The originality is mind-blowing) – we’ve noticed something. We think that Pixie likes her left side. You know when really vain people say ‘make sure you get my good side’? Well Pixie could well be one of those people. Exhibit A:See what we mean? It’s the sort of information we provide you with that increases your IQ and your value to the world of mankind. Some day in the future there will be a massive life-changing moment in which you will need to know which side Pixie Lott prefers to be photographed on. Trust us.*

Other information that could well help make you a standout individual is the knowledge that the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone, ‘Jedi’ is actually an official religion in Australia with over 70,000 followers, and if you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 you get 12345678987654321.

*This may well be bull. Actually, a lot of this could be factually incorrect. But either way Pixie still looks good.

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